One summer day, while in trance with the psychotic swirling visions of cracky-goodness, the Wonderful an' Woolie Dross (my creator) was touched by the Eternal Entity of the Almighty, who asked him to focus his skills of line and color to revive his only begotten son, so that he may return to Earth, to right what man has wronged. He Accepted and thus was born, Our Lord and Savior: JesusCrackHead. More